The Drunk On The Elevator

Rated PG

A man who was in Las Vegas attending a Shriner's convention had spent much of the day in the casino attempting to single-handedly drain the contents of the complementary beverage cart. Feeling somewhat tipsy at this point, he thought it might be a good time to retire to his room for awhile. As he stepped aboard the busy hotel elevator and pressed the button for his floor, his elbow inadvertently brushed the breast of an attractive young woman who was also in the elevator. The man turned and smiled sheepishly at the young woman. In his most appologetic tone although slightly slurred he offered, "I beg your pardon, madam. You are so very attractive, and I'm sure that if your heart is as soft as your bosom you will easily find it within yourself to forgive me this innocent trespass upon your person."

The young lady smiled invitingly and replied, "On the contrary. If the rest of you is as hard as your elbow I'm in room 634."

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